Un, doi, trei, un, doi, trei,

Toamna își dansează valsul,

Ține pasul, dacă vrei,

Buy half a pound of minced meat already packed. Usually, when packed, the minced meat looks pretty much like… meat spaghetti, so all you have to do is to treat it this way!

“Clap your hands, when you feel bad,

You’ll no longer feel so sad,

Sing a song, embrace a tree,

“Do you want to see your mom crying? Stop acting like a little boy, Christopher!”

Or the… girlish version of this emotional manipulation:

“Eat like a little lady, Emma, if you don’t want to look bigger thank Texas and live alone for the rest of your life!”